What/Who Is "Dysfunctional Veterans"?

  Dysfunctional Veterans is a brotherhood and sisterhood of veterans that remind us we are not alone.
Rooted in sarcasms, humor, and helping each other out when needed we strive to entertain and help those who served. 

  We endeavor to bring quality humor and commentary that is most often than not misconstrued and offensive to the civilian populace. We know there is no better sense of warped humor than that of a veteran. 

  A Veteran is a person who understands life’s intangibles of freedom, justice and democracy. But, if a Veteran had to choose between servitude and conflict, the true Veteran would once again answer the call to duty.  This website may contain excessive profanity and inappropriate topics, and the chances are pretty high that if you haven’t served you’ll find it offensive. But Wait.. There’s More...

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DV Farm is a US 501(c)3 nonprofit organization founded by former homeless Veteran, Michael Rivers. Operated by Vets for Vets, the DV Farm provides practical rehab for homeless and addicted Veterans via a combined program of housing, animal assisted therapy, a structured work schedule and the camaraderie of fellow Vets working together to reintegrate back into civilian life.

At the DV Farm, our mission is to take our homeless and addicted Veterans off of the streets and help them transition back into civilian life.
From animal therapy to responsibility, we give them the tools to help fix the problems while making sure their toolbox is always full. The Veterans are also expected to work which entails some labor. From feeding and upkeep of animals to yard and forestry work. [A little hard-work never hurt anybody!]


DV Radio [Network] is for the Veteran, Active Duty, Guard and Reserve members to listen to 24/7 music and REAL Veteran hosts speak on a variety of growing shows with "barracks talk", news that pertains to veterans and the military, filled with military humor and always able to lean on a brother/sister when they need to talk, cry, or just joke around. The chat-room is open 24/7 on the radio website.

From original to syndicated shows, there's always something for you to listen to. No matter if you've servered, are serving, or if you're caregiver or just a civilian; there's something for you all. Educational, resources that you can use now, humor, politics affecting Veterans and their families as well as civilians, start listening now!

Please, if you or a BATTLE is in need, message BATTLE in DISTRESS on Facebook HERE.
**Also, check out their website HERE.**
Veterans Helping Veterans
Objective Zero

Starting out with nothing more than a Kickstarter and a dream to virtually end the 22 A Day, Objective Zero has blossomed into a beautiful app that does much more. From being able to contact someone at any time of the day across the globe to having resources that include yoga, PTSD, MST and so much more -- the Objective Zero app is there for you! Whether you're a Veteran, Service Member, EMS, LEO, Firefighter, or even a civilian -- there's always someone around to speak with you. Grab the Objective Zero app on your mobile device, today!

Longhorn Outpost

Longhorn Outpost was created in 2018 to defend, advocate for, and educate veterans. Representatives work to access resources and representation both in the community and in the Veterans Affairs system for our veterans. DEFEND * ADVOCATE * EDUCATE

Service Dogs For Veterans
The Jaeger Foundation

At the Jaeger Foundation, they strive to get Service Dogs in the hands of Veterans and First Responders with as little red tape as possible. The Jaeger Foundation is a national service and offers other services as well such as VA guidance, mentorships and support programs.


TADSAW provides rescue dogs that are evaluated viable to be trained to become a service dog for wounded warriors surviving with PTSD/TBI.

Dogs For Our Brave

Dogs For Our Brave's mission is to provide service/companion dogs at no cost to service members who have suffered catastrophic injuties such as loss of limbs while in service to our country. In order to do so without adding a financial burden, their goal is to provide professionally trained service dogs, dog food and vet car wherevery possible.

Veterans Affairs Resources
Veterans Affairs: Homeless Programs

No Veteran Should Be Without A Place To Call Home

Veterans Crisis Line

24/7 Confidential crisis support for Veterans and their loved ones.

Veterans Affiars: Homeless Veterans

Homeless Veterans looking for a roof over their head and other means of finding a permanent place to call home.

VFW: Unmet Needs

As the nation's largest organization of combat veterans, we understand the challenges veterans, service members and military families can face and believe that experiencing financial difficulties should not be one of them. That's the premise behind the VFW's Unmet Needs Program.


The DAV is dedicated to a single purpose: empowering veterans to lead high-quality lives with respect and dignity. 

Need Help Paying Bills

Find information on assistance programs, charity organizations, and other resources that will provide you with help paying your bills, mortgage and debt expenses.


To enhance and safeguard the entitlements for all American Veterans who have served honorably and to improve the quality of life for them, their families, and the communities where they live through leadership, advocacy and services.

Salvation Army

The Salvation Army, an international movement, is an evangelical part of the universal Christian Church. Its message is based on the Bible. Its ministry is motivated by the love God. Its mission is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ and to meet human needs in His name without discrimination.

USA Cares

USA Cares exists to help bear the burdens of service by providing post-9/11 military families with financial and advocacy support in their time of need.

Operation Homefront

Every day, across America, the OH Family consisting of dedicated employees, passionate volunteers and caring corporate/individual donors and partner organizations, provides valued programs designed to build strong, stable, and secure military families as we seek to honor their patriotism and service to our country.

All Connect

Everything from electronics and clothing to travel and restaurants. Allconnect offers Veterans discounts that you can filter by state so you can see all of your options no matter where you are in the U.S. Click the link above to see what discounts you can get now!

Mesothelioma Veterans Center

The Mesothelioma Veterans Center was created to provide information and assistance to veterans regarding treatment, clinical trials, and VA benefits for veterans suffering from asbestos illnesses. The MVC was founded by retired Navy LCDR Carl Jewett. Commander Jewett is a VA-accredited claims agent and has helped hundreds of veterans get approved for their VA benefits after developing mesothelioma or asbestos
related lung cancer from their asbestos exposure in the military.

Modest Needs

If you believe in who we are and what we stand for, we invite you to join the thousands of presons across the United States and Canada who regularly support Modest Needs. Together, we can change the lives of the people who need our help the most - one hard-working person at a time.


**These links and resources are to be used at your own discretion. No one at Dysfunctional Veterans takes any responsibility for any misleading, false, or inaccurate information. These are all external links that take you away from this website. Using these links means you agree that if any negative outcome (due to using these links) occurs, you will not hold Dysfunctional Veterans nor its staff responsible.**

Parental Control Apps

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These websites and apps are for you, the parent/guardian to help know what your child is doing when they are on the internet. Many believe it's an invasion of privacy however, these are children and they should be guarded and guided with no chances of online predators harming them in any way, shape or form.

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For additional tips to protect your child while they're online, view or download the PDF (below) that Change Unchained has graciously put together.


**These links and resources are to be used at your own discretion. No one at Dysfunctional Veterans takes any responsibility for any misleading, false, or inaccurate information. These are all external links that take you away from this website. Using these links means you agree that if any negative outcome (due to using these links) occurs, you will not hold Dysfunctional Veterans nor its staff responsible.**


Views expressed here are not supported, endorsed, or even "Liked" by DoD, Civilians, or any other agency. This page contains excessive profanity and inappropriate topics, so chances are that if you haven't served you'll find it offensive.